Christmas! Attack!
Twas the War On ChristmasBy Daniel S. Brenner Twas the war on Christmas, when all through the land’holiday’ greetings of happiness were banned.Christmas cheer was spread to Sikh and Hindu,’Christ is Born’ cards sent to the ACLU. The children were nestled all snug in their beds,While visions 360 danced in their heads.And mamma on her yoga mat, and I in my jeans,Had just clicked on the TV for some more of split screens. When there on the tube there arose…